I went to Costco the other day and while I was walking through the giant walk in fridge an older Armenian man in his 60’s stops me. He holds up a bottle of POM (pomegranate juice) and he says “Excuse me young man. Can you tell me when this bottle expires? I left my glasses in the car.” I say “of course. It expires in March 2020.” He says “thank you” and we both go our separate ways. Three minutes later I am in an aisle picking up iced tea and I see an older man running with his cart, it’s the same old man. He picks up speed and he hops on the back of the cart and rides it all the way to the registers. Everyone who saw it had a big smile on their face. Moral of the story: You’re never too old to to ride a shopping cart. – aGIANTmonster